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ladyalisette:

nunia:

aequorin-fr:

huntingartfr:

I don’t know why I thought this was a good idea.

*not to scale

The Ridgeback one cracks me up. The Imperial one…earworm. Love it.

I CANT TELL IF MIRROR IS FLYING OR JUST DECIDED NO IM GONNA LAY HERE.

Thump thump. hahahaha.

Pretty sure the mirror is supposed to be going a stretched gallop, like a sled hound. 

oh

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georgetakei:

They’re adding some gigglebytes.

Source: Awwww Pets

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aequorin-fr:

huntingartfr:

I don’t know why I thought this was a good idea.

*not to scale

The Ridgeback one cracks me up. The Imperial one…earworm. Love it.

I CANT TELL IF MIRROR IS FLYING OR JUST DECIDED NO IM GONNA LAY HERE.

Thump thump. hahahaha.

(via frillious)

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One of the outside-but-brought-inside kittens passed away and I just thought it was being extra cuddly yesterday, turns out it was dying and how I have this urge to wake the others up to make sure they’re alive.. >.>

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sleppu:

hey *leans against wall* wanna ship our ocs *slips and falls*

(via kelsiers)

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cosmere-sex-tips:

Don’t beat your skaa
Beat them off

kjshfkjasd

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"Piddle me this, piddle me that, who’s afraid of the piddly cat."

~Husband after I told him black kitten piddled on me, yet again.

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"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

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My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via diaktoros-pandemos)

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